League of Fat Bastards

TERMS & CONDITIONS

Welcome to the League of Fat Bastards (LOFB International LLC); hereafter known as “LOFB”.

Before you use the LOFB Web Site (the “Site”), please read the following basic terms that govern your use of our site.

SITE USAGE

By using our Site, you agree to follow and be bound by these terms (the “Agreement”). We may from time to time change the rules that govern your use of our Site. Your use of our Site following any such change constitutes your agreement to follow and be bound by the rules as changed. We may change, move or delete portions of, or may add to, our Site from time to time including, but not limited to, content and equipment and/or software needed for access or use.

COPYRIGHTS, TRADEMARKS AND INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY

Unless otherwise noted, all materials, including images, illustrations, designs, icons, photographs, and other written materials that are part of our website are copyrights, trademarks, trade dress and/or other intellectual properties owned, controlled or licensed by LOFB. The website as a whole is protected by copyright and trade dress, all worldwide rights, titles and interests in and to which are owned by LOFB. All other trademarks, service marks, product names and company names or logos appearing on our website are the property of their respective owners. Any use of such trademarks, service marks, product names and company names or logos, including the reproduction, modification, distribution or republication of the same without the prior written permission of the owner of the same, is strictly prohibited. The materials on our website as a whole, are intended solely for personal, noncommercial use. You may download or copy the downloadable materials displayed on our website for your personal use only. No right, title or interest in any downloaded materials or software is transferred to you as a result of any such downloading or copying. You may not reproduce (except as noted above), publish, transmit, distribute, display, modify, create derivative works from, sell or participate in any sale of, or exploit in any way, in whole or in part, any of the materials on our website, the website as a whole, or any related software without the prior written permission of LOFB Further, you may not frame any of the content, deep-link to our website, trespass or scrape the website with automated agents without prior written permission of LOFB. 

USER COMMENTS, FEEDBACK AND OTHER SUBMISSIONS

All comments, feedback, suggestions, ideas and other submissions disclosed, submitted or offered to LOFB or otherwise disclosed, submitted or offered in connection with your use of the website shall be and remain LOFB property. Such disclosure, submission or offer shall constitute an assignment to LOFB of all worldwide rights, titles and interests in all copyrights and other intellectual property rights in such comments, feedback, suggestions, ideas and other submissions. 

DUTIES, TAXES AND LICENCES

All duties, taxes and licences incurred while shopping at LOFB are the sole responsibility of the customer. LOFB cannot be held responsible (nor vouch) for any orders with pending taxes, duties or licences.

SURGEON GENERAL WARNING

Cigar smoking is not a safe alternative to cigarettes. Cigar smoking can cause lung cancer and heart disease. Cigar smoking can cause cancers of the mouth and throat, even if you do not inhale. Cigar smoking increases the risk of infertility, stillbirth and low birth weight. Cigars contain and produce chemicals known to the state of California to cause cancer, birth defects and other reproductive harm.

MINOR COMPLIANCE

LOFB will not sell cigar products to anyone under the age of 21, nor will it sell cigarettes. LOFB cannot be held responsible for minors purchasing products with a guardian credit card. By using our website, you agree that you are at least 21 years of age.

ANCILLARY COMPUTER EQUIPMENT AND SERVICES

You are responsible for and must provide all computer, telephone, and other equipment and services necessary to access our website. In addition, you are responsible for any access charges incurred through on-line services, telephone companies, or Internet service providers used in obtaining access to our website.

LEGAL COMPLIANCE

You shall use LOFB for lawful purposes only. You shall not transmit through LOFB any material which violates or infringes in any way upon the rights of others, which is unlawful, threatening, abusive, defamatory, invasive of privacy or publicity rights, vulgar, obscene, profane or otherwise objectionable which encourages conduct that would constitute a criminal offence, give rise to civil liability or otherwise violate any law. We reserve the right, in our sole discretion, to refuse to produce goods and/or to terminate your access to LOFB for any breach of this provision or any other provision of this Agreement.

WARRANTY / DISCLAIMER OF LIABILITY YOU ACKNOWLEDGE THAT USE OF OUR WEBSITE IS AT YOUR SOLE RISK. OUR WEBSITE IS NOT WARRANTED TO BE ERROR FREE OR UNINTERRUPTED, AND THERE IS NO WARRANTY AS TO THE RESULTS OBTAINED THROUGH USE OF THIS WEBSITE. THIS WEBSITE AND ALL CONTENTS OF THIS WEBSITE ARE PROVIDED ON AN “AS IS” BASIS WITHOUT WARRANTIES OF ANY KIND, EITHER EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING WITHOUT LIMITATION WARRANTIES OF TITLE OR IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY OR FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. YOU ACKNOWLEDGE, BY YOUR USE OF OUR WEBSITE, THAT YOUR USE OF OUR WEBSITE IS AT YOUR SOLE RISK, THAT YOU ASSUME FULL RESPONSIBILITY FOR ALL COSTS ASSOCIATED WITH ALL NECESSARY SERVICING OR REPAIRS OF ANY EQUIPMENT YOU USE IN CONNECTION WITH YOUR USE OF OUR WEBSITE, AND THAT LOFB, SHALL NOT BE LIABLE FOR ANY DAMAGES OF ANY KIND RELATED TO YOUR USE OF OUR WEBSITE.

LIABILITY

Our liability to you, if any, shall not exceed the total of the invoice for services and products provided on the transaction in dispute. We shall not be liable for indirect, incidental, consequential, reliance or special damages for harm to business, lost profits, lost savings or lost revenues, whether or not we have been advised of the possibility of such damages. We shall not be liable for any damage that you may suffer arising out of use, or inability to use, the services or products provided hereunder unless such damage is a caused intentional act of LOFB We shall not be liable for unauthorised access by third parties to your transmission facilities, premises or equipment or for unauthorised access to or alteration, theft, loss or destruction of users network, systems, applications, data files, programs, procedures, or information through accident, fraudulent means or devices, or any other method. These limitations of liability shall apply regardless of the form of action, whether in contract, warranty, strict liability or tort, and shall survive failure of an exclusive remedy. The provisions of this paragraph will survive any sale completed with you and any change or elimination of this Agreement and/or our website.

INDEMNIFICATION

You agree to indemnify, defend and hold harmless LOFB Parties against all damages, claims, liability, costs, and expenses, including but not limited to reasonable attorneys fees, arising out of violation of any of the provisions of this Agreement by you or anyone accessing LOFB under your account.

GOVERNING LAW

Our website is created and controlled by LOFB in Delaware, USA. The laws of Delaware, USA will govern all terms, conditions and disclaimers on the website, including this Agreement, without giving effect to any principles of conflicts of laws.

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